AM JUMPING UP AND DOWN

I have said again and again that the kenyan hope lies with the youth,That they can deliver the kenyan dream....And Isaack Hassan has proved me right.....

Good people...we are reborn...we are becoming a nation...Kenya....

Thank you kenyans,thank you....

I am so happy we successsfully midwifed a new kenya yesterday...am so happy am jumping up and down...which must mean a lot to a whole adult kenyan....
We have a new constitution....OOHHH yes we do....

Now we should join hands and implement it ,raise the kenya we want....you and me...

Out with the old and in with the new...

We should do the same with the leaders come 2012 or the next general election whichever comes first.

Change the face of kenyan leadreship,just as we have the constitution...

I believe its going to happen...new constitution,new leaders,new Kenya......

If handshaking didnt spread aso many germs,perhaps i would stand at Tom mboya street and shake every ones hand, but now i will be content with kissing them in my fantasies and reality...and only the female kenyans who dont mind.

We are a Great nation.
I am truly Proud to be kenyan.

ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR

They say love is but a series of battles. I dont know how true that is, what i know however is that when love gets to the point of blowing up,it does so with the fanfare. I have been an ardent student of human nature,i have always been intrigued by the dynamics between people who claim to love each other.

I have wondered why our parents could keep relationships alive for the length they have,they have weathered many battles,they have gone through hell and back.

While i admire their courage and selflessness, i always feel that they have given too much to see marriages work. Look at Kibaki,he probably would have kicked lucy out a long time ago. Moi did it without any remorse and i think he was right.

All a man needs is money,books,sex,friends of all sexes, an enjoyable occupation and that is all.

Thank God for the technological advances, one can now wash his/her clothes at the touch of a button,buy ready to eat food,disposable vyombos etc. That life comes with it the best of independence. Or what other may call selfishness. If we could formulate a form of relationship that does not require any form of committment...I wud be a happy man. As it is am not. Shit just hit the fan.

As an ardent fan of country music,especially the mucisian Kenny Rodgers, and one song in particular titled the gambler...it says one must know the different times..time to hold on,time to walk away and time to run ...when it comes to relationships...it is always time to walk away or run...then you can count your money when the deal is done.

I have always known that a woman is good for a man,but only in the context of no committment..when that crawls in ..then a man is turned into a shadow of himself. That does happpen and all the time without exception.

After much thot and after a standards test by KEBS, i have been certified unfit for female humanoids consumption for periods longer than one night. As much as i want to be normal..have a normal wife/girlfriends I have resigned to the fact that i cant.
AND THAT AINT MY FAULT, I CANT BE THAT PERFECT MAN WOMEN FANTASIZE ABOUT..my relationship with them,those who we are not related from now on will always start and end with sex and nothing more.Am sorry but i have learnt my lesson,I cant be who i aint.

mothers day

So the day is here again. at least i have remembered...Thanks mum and other mums around the world.walk with your heads high..you have done well.

The joys of this Easter (2010)

Now now, its been a while since i voiced my thots..e-voicing that is.
It is easter!Halleluyah!!! Perhaps you unconsciusly said Amen..as we have been programmed to since the advent of crusades and protesters againist catholicism.

But i digress, it is good friday and its end of the month..people are happy,banks are happy and the pub owners happier...Make merry yee children of the earth, for there is eternal gnashing of teeth in the world to come, or you will return as an animal in the next life.

This easter is Special, really special. Kenyans have many things to celebrate..
The damn MPs ( Misguided Potheads) couldnt do a damn thing about the constitution. This heralds an era of hope...of vidication that the youth can deliver..The psc Chair on constitution review..did it. And the architects of the constitutional review bill of 2008 should be given medals..they were smart. my hope is that come the referendum, kenyans dont throw the baby out with the bath water...We can always ammend the parts we dont like later...lets first have a new order...So drink on kenyans ..Celebrate kuwa mwafrikaa..eehhh mkenya.

The ICC..more good news..the architects of the 2007/8 PEV are an uneasy lot. Ohh Ocampo is coming, not in the coital sense, but coming for them....Ohh Happy day ooh happy day..when Ocampo comes .....Am sure they didnt expect he would get a go ahead..but thanks ICC. The flipside of this is the implementers may never get hanged..for murder , rape ,arson..and the list goes on...So after celebrating ,lets not forget we still need to have our own internal actions againist those who miss the flight to Hague....Drink on kenyans, and dont drive if you drink anything else apart from non alcoholic drinks, ....aand may more goats and chicken lose their heads...may kenyans keep theirs, And remember a condom, a shot, saves a life.

Finally, and not least..our Athletics (cross country)team did us proud...Taking all the Gold medals on offer..That is just off the hook!!! or anything else you would prefer it to be off...and some ran barefoot....Am proud to be kenyan!!!

And I might get to see somebody..someone..to whom my reaction to defies logic, derails my perfectly normal bodily function and makes me drunk...both on beer and something else am still researching on.....This is A good Easter...as good as it ever gets...

Thank You Jesus..and the early priests for making this a Holiday spanning 4 days..!

May you all have a fanta/sprite/dasani/brookside/kcc/pombe/sexstatic Easter!