In defence of cohabiting

It has been quite sometym now.i have been busy watching me,others and the entire world..through the telescope called TV,newspapers,radio and romour mongers...
Today,i am defending cohabitation-of couples,politicians and all other persons who share an interest that is best served through cohabitation.

I have learnt that when you are cohabiting,you get all the conjugal rights and enjoy all the perks that come with it. One is released from the obligation of informing others of the arrangement,it is not legally binding .........the benefits are many,risks few and far between...especially if all agree to be trested for the Virus be it HIV ,corruption or obsessive compulsive lying disorder among others.
i have been watching the pseudo marriage of Kibaki and Raila,ODM and PNU.....they seem to be happy.I mean they eat and ask for more,then point their full stomachs at starving kenyans and claim to have been short changed....they ask for more maize,they block entry of food aid,they claim there are drugs in our hospitals then refute and say there aint drugs,we know the hospitals havent6 received their kits since last year...they meet at funerals and hug, they launch kazi initiative and they are kissing each others cheeks....these guys are cheeky.....cohabitation, it is the best......
From them i have learnt, that i can slander my cohabiteee anywhere,when am not with her,enjoy her company in hiding...complain all the more...get children and claim that she was the one who refused that i put on a condom,so i had no power to prevent an unwanted pregnancy....our collision government is fertile....with imagination and scams...they give birth faster than rabbits....it was anlgo- leasing, de la rue( u must have noticed how our money is of such poor quality),maize,triton,more maize,our mtongwe disasters in waiting....what is the point...watazaaa tu.
In cohabitation nobody takes responsibility,they just take food and all nyc things.The siblings starve,the family remains in darkness....until they find out. then they demand an end,ignore or call for transformation from cohabiting to marriage.Then the cohabitees take responsibilty.

Finally, cohabiting affords one the luxury of changing names at will....from Narc,Kanu,Rainbow (alliance)coalition to Grand collisison 'sorry' coalition.....

So for us who want i stay single,free but enjoying all the nice things of marriage,without baggage,i say...."verily verily i say unto you,thou shall remain in cohabitation,for its best" And to politicians "keep at it,we are learning"